Miscellaneous: Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let...

By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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lmtl30stm 0

Monday 29 November 2010 0:32

Are u guys like all not there? She said she was letting her ex go ahead of her to be nice, but she managed to make it to the bottom first by falling down the stairs...its not that hard to understand.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 29 November 2010 0:32

Jesus Christ. This should be put on a high school exit level exam. You people must have reading deficiencies.

Comments

randall_doak 4

Monday 29 November 2010 3:16

He tripped you cuz the booty call sucked... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That's what really happened....

lindsey37 0

Monday 29 November 2010 3:33

It's not really an FML it's just embarassing

WickedPixie 0

Monday 29 November 2010 4:34

Maybe she lives in a basement. I both live in a basement and have my ex over all the time. *shrug* Either way, sorry about your bruised ass, OP.

Saiyza 4

Monday 29 November 2010 5:03

i always thought "Ladies First" was to be generous; now, I know that it's so ladies can be caught.

Javgirl 4

Monday 29 November 2010 5:12

Wouldn't you have fell into him if he was going down first??

jakeisawake 3

Monday 29 November 2010 5:25

Psh, please. He heard her ass falling, so he stepped out of the way to enjoy the entertainment. But really, some stairs are wide enough to move out of the way. :P

Javgirl 4

Monday 29 November 2010 5:54

True... My opinion, this fml is complete bullshit

cfalen 0

Monday 29 November 2010 5:39

watching your ex walk down the steps doesn't help

samiboy9 0

Monday 29 November 2010 5:42

wait a second why was your ex at your house, creepo

HeretoBlame 3

Monday 29 November 2010 8:04

#59 the stairs could be really wide, and anyway i would pay to watch that except i would feel really bad afterwards...

kenziemakayla 5

Monday 29 November 2010 8:10

hahah that made me lol

thisgirl2u 9

Monday 29 November 2010 8:18

Like previously stated up above, the ex heard OP falling and kindly stepped out of the way instead of trying to catch her ass. Or maybe due to her unrequited and undying love as a last attempt to prove her commitment to her ex OP somehow managed to twist her body in such a way that she missed him on her way down. *** shrugs ***