By wallamanut - 14/12/2014 07:50 - United States - Portland

Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML
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MentalMonkey333 7

Man, parents sure can be hard on their kids..

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feven 32

How helpful they're being...now you're tired and homeless

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

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ColonelCusswords 24

Im not sure people should take advice from someone whos account name is "Diarrhea_Volcano"

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dyehardxen 19

But he's a colonel. That makes him trustworthy /s

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MentalMonkey333 7

Man, parents sure can be hard on their kids..

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gatorclay97 28

Well they should stop being such a slacker, only working triple shifts.. Pff.. But seriously op, sorry for the d-bag parents.

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Retaheki 27

It's like people only read the first part of comments. I don't see why 47 was downvoted.

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hippodankamus 22

Can't argue with that logic

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Sandman366 6

Not sure why this was down thumbed, unless I'm the only one who saw sarcasm...

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Oyas12 14

here in FML, everyone takes everything like an atomic bomb!

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StupidMonkey497 16

#4 your profile pic goes very well with the FML

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g007_fml 5

I find this very hard to believe so correct me if I'm wrong but it sounded like op said the work literally 6 days a week before they get one day off because a shift is 8 hrs they work 3 shifts which means they work 24hr days for 6 of 7 weeks who is this person God. Is op creating worlds with the 7 day for rest. Is this the even newer testament where we prequel to gods parents and his life story. But again I may have read this wrong. Don't think I did but. I am not this person I am human and can make mistakes.

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kpetrovski 24

Hahahahahahaha... This seems incredibly familiar. Hopefully you have some mates that won't mind helping you out until you get on your feet! Good luck!

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feven 32

How helpful they're being...now you're tired and homeless

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KayyKaylyn 14

I'm sorry OP hope you get a long break soon!

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cakefete2 30

If you're "triple-shifting", when exactly are they able to see you sleeping? Some one is making something up.

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PenguinBitch 43

She probably works night shifts and only has time to sleep in the day.

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cakefete2 30

That would make sense if OP said "double". Maybe it's me, but a triple means they would never be home anyway, to be seen sleeping or to feel the ill effects of being homeless. Maybe we'll get a follow-up?

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awkotaco333 15

That's a weird way of showing they care.. Hopefully you can work something out or have a friend who you can turn to

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trellz17 19

My parents had that same mindset, I just moved out and got my own place instead of dealing with it.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Theres so many posts about asshole family members on this app

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