By scorned ex - 17/10/2015 03:29

Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me an email that read, "How to lose 25lbs". I was eating a large slice of pie when I opened the email. FML
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megs925 16

You should send him one back reading "how to **** off"

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ellabellaboom 24

Tell him to **** right off. He's irrelevant. Enjoy that pie OP! :)

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Hop6e 22

Why is your ex still emailing you? I'd be blocking him on all parts.

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Wiringify 22

What? Ever heard of being on good terms with your ex?

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sturschaedel 27

15, If he is mean enough to send something like that to her I doubt there are any good terms left.

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lat187 18

Were you driving and then accidentally dropped it?

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thejonac 21

'How to Be a Nice Person' 1. Is your name *insert ex's name*? 2. If the answer is yes, give up. This method doesn't work on assholes. honestly OP, if you're healthy and a nice person, i don't see a problem bc noone should have to feel like their self-worth is solely determined by their size. no matter who tells you otherwise

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sturschaedel 27

Yeah, there is a reason: he is an asshole.

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superspooky 13

He's her ex, so it really doesn't matter what he thinks of her anymore.

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more4me 27

#22 took the words right out if ny mouth !

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fatman1970 25

Yes it wasn't very nice of him, but you have just proved his point! I'm sick of hearing fat people (of which I'm one) saying "It's not our fault." Who are you trying to fool?

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DoomedGemini 37

We don't even know if op is overweight, eating pie is no indication. And her ex obviously wanted to hurt her. What's an easy target? Weight. Whether she has an issue with weight or not, it's a touchy subject. Even if she is chubby or something it doesn't indicate she's unhealthy. And some people DO naturally have weight issues and some diseases cause it.

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thejonac 21

did you know that normal people eat pie too?

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derpyshy 16

This is the second pie related FML this week. Damnit, now I want pie...

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sylvienoir 18

Send him one that says, "How to Grow your Penis Size FAST!"

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Badkarma4u 17

That only works if the guy has a ssmall dick or own a ruler. if he has a big dick and he knows it you'll just look dumb.

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ZoroMiHawk 25

If it affected you then maybe you're not happy with your weight. Otherwise you wouldn't have given a ****. Change your diet, make sure you're eating less calories per day than what you need to maintain your body weight (there are plenty of calculators on the internet you can use for free) and start exercising and within a few months you'll have the body you're happy with.

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askullnamedbilly 33

The majority of women I know have insecurities involving their weight, no matter what size they are. I know maybe two or three people who wouldn't be upset at all if told they're too fat; personally, I'd probably tell anyone who sent me an article like that to go **** themselves, but I'd still secretly think about their comments and look at myself differently for a few days.

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DoomedGemini 37

Yeah, as someone who's always been in the healthy weight or under, I believed I WAS fat until recent years. Why? I was told I was a lot by my brother. Weight is an easy target to make someone feel like shit.

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jorinde123 9

ydi for obviously eating too much snacks. "large slice". why?

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jDCrackpot 7

Just because someone overindulges once doesn't mean they always eat too much. OP's ex just sounds like the kind of guy who aims for an easy target, I don't know many women who wouldn't be at least a little upset if someone told them they should lose weight, especially if they were just being a spiteful, bitter ********.

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askullnamedbilly 33

I ate a large slice of chocolate cake today because I ran 14 km (approx. 8,7 miles) and because I WANTED TO. As long as you don't do it every day indulging your sweet tooth is absolutely fine.

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