By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
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WavRace 14

Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.

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IWishIWasObama 12

Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.

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anabanana101 15

Sounds like she's trying to ya jealous. Aka she still wants you

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LastResort318 14

Are you a feminists 32? You look really familiar.

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slicklol 7

Ahm, i think she still has some seriously unresolved feelings towards you

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zykrithium 22

And here I keep thinking exes are exes for a reason...

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incoherentrmblr 21

No, it does not. She called and made a suggestion/request. It doesn't say that OP agreed. Implying is an ASSumption. OP needs to follow up on this...

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amccaul1976 8

time to tell her you're HIV positive. In front of that new boyfriend of hers.

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Rayth 19

I'm trying to reason as to how that could've been at all a good idea

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