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By steph - 31/10/2008 07:11 - France

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 133

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No happiness for you

By Anonymous - 08/06/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex had a freakout because she found out I have a new girlfriend. She doesn't want me back or anything, she herself has a new boyfriend. Her issue is she just doesn't want to see me happy with someone else. Apparently, I'm supposed to just stop existing now that she's done with me. FML

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You deserved it 136

A good excuse

By Anonymous - 21/11/2019 01:00

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML

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You deserved it 224

By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

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You deserved it 4 142

By xX-SaD-FaCe-Xx - 24/11/2009 10:04 - Singapore

Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML

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We were on a break

By Depressed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 675

Fishy

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML

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You deserved it 79

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 735

By Down - 16/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 356

You deserved it 1 935

Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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You deserved it 119

Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 025

You deserved it 94

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Top comments

Jenny_Alles 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 17:59

For the record, I'm a girl. I have friends that do stuff like that and it pisses me off. She's clearly trying to start some crazy shit. Back away slowly.

Acesarcasm 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 14:01

I see this shit all the time. Selfish bitch need to make up her mind and be a big girl.

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Overseer211 1

Wednesday 4 May 2011 4:12

I've seen this on futurama.

fmlfmlihatemysel 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:49

cheatin *****

icey51797 0

Friday 25 November 2011 18:29

im a girl. my ex cheated on me so i dumped him.i still love him but i have a new boy friend.

MelissaLecter 0

Friday 30 December 2011 1:40

Tell her " I can't live without you, but I ****** your sister...twice"

john443 5

Sunday 12 August 2012 22:55

Sounds kinda like the movie Mean Girls

deadboyparis 3

Wednesday 23 January 2013 6:18

****.

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 20:10

Well she deserves it for dumping you.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 5 June 2014 20:50

She's trying to create drama.

Balboa_Creed 11

Thursday 3 March 2016 6:24

She's only with you so she doesn't die.

waffles42088 12

Tuesday 2 July 2019 5:07

Tell her then she better get ready then cause there wouldn’t be a snowballs chance I would be around her.

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