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By steph - 31/10/2008 07:11 - France

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex had a freakout because she found out I have a new girlfriend. She doesn't want me back or anything, she herself has a new boyfriend. Her issue is she just doesn't want to see me happy with someone else. Apparently, I'm supposed to just stop existing now that she's done with me. FML

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A good excuse

By Anonymous - 21/11/2019 01:00

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

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By xX-SaD-FaCe-Xx - 24/11/2009 10:04 - Singapore

Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML

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We were on a break

By Depressed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML

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Fishy

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Down - 16/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML

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Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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You deserved it 120

Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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Jenny_Alles 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 17:59

For the record, I'm a girl. I have friends that do stuff like that and it pisses me off. She's clearly trying to start some crazy shit. Back away slowly.

Acesarcasm 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 14:01

I see this shit all the time. Selfish bitch need to make up her mind and be a big girl.

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BangOut 2

Saturday 31 October 2009 23:26

I have been in this position and pretty soon I managed to make her stop bullshiting me by pissing off her boyfriend and making her really worried about what the **** she thought she is going. Anyway the biatch is just trying to make you suffer because you made her suffer in breaking up process. It's not worth to mind these stupid tricks

tasker_fml 4

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:46

same thing basically just happened to me.. it sucks =/

Tonsy 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:01

my ex did this to me twice. she ain't worth it man and you'll feel so much better havin nothin to do with her immature ass. I know I do.

Bearish 0

Monday 8 February 2010 18:44

happens to me often

triple_q 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 8:26

living wit hyou doesn't mean in a relationship with you

NYChx25 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 21:10

SO WHY ISNT SHE DEAD?

bryttkneee 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 11:00

...and?

Sencilia 14

Tuesday 24 August 2010 5:53

She sounds just like my boyfriend's ex. My boyfriend's ex has a fiance but she still calls my boyfriend, telling him she still loves him 'n stuff.

TreeHustler 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:36

Hehehe, I'd intervene.

bailes_o_hay 0

Friday 15 October 2010 5:54

umm more like she just told you she hopes her having a boyfriend doesn't interrupt your sex life

vonne 0

Monday 11 April 2011 8:14

don't talk to her

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Today, there was a gas leak at work. We called the fire department, who advised us to evacuate the building. We called our manager to let her know, and her response was "Oh, don’t do that." My boss would rather let us die of carbon monoxide exposure than lose out on 3 hours of work. FML

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Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML

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Today, I was finally able to get around to a totally free day when I could do some much needed DIY around the house. Before I even started, I cut my hand on a Stanley knife almost to the bone, and had to get 8 stitches. My wife thinks I did it on purpose to get out of doing the repairs. FML

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Today, I got way too used to using two oven mitts at once to take food out of the oven since I'm so clumsy. So, when I tried to take food out of the oven with the only one oven mitt I could find… Well, take a wild guess what happened. Go on, just try and guess it. FML

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Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML

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Today, a client hung up on me after calling me "Miss Proper" because I spoke too "clearly" for her. FML

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Today, I was in the car with my daughter when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

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Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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