Love: Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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You deserved it 4 869

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By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML

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By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

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By natattack - 11/09/2013 21:35 - United States - Temple

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

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By eyerollplease - 30/04/2017 22:00

Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML

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By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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MonsterCommenter 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:18

What the hell is going on in your family?!?

chrisb357 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:17

Is his name Oedipus?

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jorankay411 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 5:26

Does your mom hate you?

chelsinator 8

Sunday 8 April 2012 5:38

You have a lovely mother.....

Jocelyn3 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 5:41

My life sucks cause it just sucks

madison8895 11

Sunday 8 April 2012 5:48

Awkard!

docscientist 9

Sunday 8 April 2012 5:56

177 except it's an easy answer depending on who the mom is...

Lmaomylifesucks 2

Sunday 8 April 2012 6:29

That's gonna be one ****** up family reunion / family tree.

wellthatsukx 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 6:32

That's sick.

1x1y 12

Sunday 8 April 2012 6:59

Holy shit!!!! I don't know what else to say to that...

rayofsunahine25 4

Sunday 8 April 2012 7:20

Eww.

dmi0329 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 8:13

Ew.

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