Love: Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96 047

You deserved it 4 869

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By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 148

You deserved it 1 710

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 351

You deserved it 4 629

By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 702

You deserved it 3 146

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 115

You deserved it 146

Tripping

By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 956

You deserved it 4 237

By natattack - 11/09/2013 21:35 - United States - Temple

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 605

You deserved it 7 992

By eyerollplease - 30/04/2017 22:00

Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 708

You deserved it 511

By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 498

You deserved it 4 079

By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 106 726

You deserved it 7 176

WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 123

You deserved it 321

MonsterCommenter 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:18

What the hell is going on in your family?!?

chrisb357 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:17

Is his name Oedipus?

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koolpi 4

Monday 9 April 2012 17:04

That's cute -.- no ! Ya nasty

ScubaSteve802 3

Monday 9 April 2012 20:28

What the ****? How much older is this guy than you?

pinkisawesome 5

Monday 9 April 2012 22:46

that must be really annoying :( im sorry to hear that

High1Hopes3 2

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:37

That is super nasty.

janerose21 3

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:37

this is where u have let us talk round the table emergency meeting!!!

Brina1 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:30

What's going on with your family?? Or should I say your mom...

eileenrj 4

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:11

Wow. At least you know what he was doing while you were at work. Srry

juicifer 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:39

Maury?

atishe24 9

Tuesday 10 April 2012 7:29

That is truly disturbing =S I say don't associate yourself with such selfish people!

grrman 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:19

We are family!

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