Love: Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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You deserved it 4 869

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By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML

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By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

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By natattack - 11/09/2013 21:35 - United States - Temple

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

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By eyerollplease - 30/04/2017 22:00

Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML

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By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

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You deserved it 4 077

By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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MonsterCommenter 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:18

What the hell is going on in your family?!?

chrisb357 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:17

Is his name Oedipus?

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ellie_xo 5

Sunday 8 April 2012 21:13

I feel so bad for you!

reckless11 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 21:21

UGH GOOD GOD! is there no sanity in this world anymore like what the **** I'm sorry my sympathy to you good luck!

edgeofvictory 4

Sunday 8 April 2012 21:29

WTF?!?! That's one screwed up family! At least now he can say "that's not the way your daughter does it!"

dr00ms 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:09

What the ****? I would completely disown my mom

peachesrmylife 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:49

No way that happened

Ima_NeRD6213 4

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:41

More reason to hate him

neander 8

Monday 9 April 2012 0:36

Are you sure you not from Alabama?

WtfLoser 13

Monday 9 April 2012 1:35

Why am I still wishing the OP will tell us more on this disgusting affair soon?! :(

Fmylife107 5

Monday 9 April 2012 2:01

How did that happen exactly?

melrose90210 10

Monday 9 April 2012 4:19

Your mom's a bitch.

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