Love: Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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You deserved it 4 869

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By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

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Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

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Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

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By eyerollplease - 30/04/2017 22:00

Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML

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By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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MonsterCommenter 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:18

What the hell is going on in your family?!?

chrisb357 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:17

Is his name Oedipus?

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sweetsammiedee21 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:38

Damn OP, fyl =(

NBL_fml 8

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:38

Just how did this happen.I suppose your mother is very insensitive.

hama806 19

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:39

Incest is best! JK. But seriously OP that SUCKS!

doodoo10 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:42

OMG... I feel for you :(

hateevryone 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:43

Wtf?

Rachaelc23 8

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:43

I would never speak to my mother again and get full custody of the kids. Ugh! So nasty!

23Lollipop15 2

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:44

Sorry, but that's just like an "Oh shit" moment! O.o lol good luck with that. Lol

pantherprincess 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:44

Ewww that is sooo nasty. You poor girl.

Meowqins 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:51

Marry your father.

bluebob13 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:07

Or OP should marry her ex's father

cish181 2

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:52

Ouch

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