Love: Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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Saturday 7 April 2012 16:18

What the hell is going on in your family?!?

chrisb357 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:17

Is his name Oedipus?

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flashback.miss 28

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:56

Ugh, sick. wtf

duhhduhh 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:56

Talk about keep it in the family!

Jdubbs_14 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:59

These family tree things **** up my mind... :'(

lunax_fml 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:04

ew. ew. ew. ew. FYL. That... is just terrible. I'm so sorry for how shitty your life is.

PiXiq111 11

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:07

*sees ex husband* "Hey Honey!"..."I mean... Daddy...? Uhmmm..." *walks away akwardly*

immaMonsta 8

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:08

That's actually pretty disgusting and disrespectful on both their parts. And your mom...wow. Doesn't she know the girl code?

welsea28 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:13

Hell Naw!!!! Sorry ...OPP

PiXiq111 11

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:14

Clearly not... And the ex apparently has mommy issues! I mean... He went from the newer, younger version to the wrinkly, older version...

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 7 April 2012 22:59

Might not be wrinkly if OPs mom had her young.

kimmi41509 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:15

The Jerry springer show is waiting for you.

FlamingTacos 7

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:15

So you had sex with your dad then?

PiXiq111 11

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:18

That just sounds so wrong!! OP must be feeling good about herself right now...

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