Work: Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did...

By AGB10 - 23/06/2014 18:11 - United Kingdom - Tunbridge Wells

Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 870

You deserved it 25 859

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 733

You deserved it 46 541

By eaglesmile - 03/04/2015 04:37 - India - Mumbai

Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 358

You deserved it 8 646

By ronz - 08/02/2012 13:26

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 776

You deserved it 44 757

By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 827

You deserved it 2 631

By Dan V - 05/09/2016 06:35 - United States - Troy

Today, I found out my co-worker had made plans for a night out, just as I'd cancelled all of mine to work with him on a project for the next 4 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 045

You deserved it 858

Skivers

By Nice - 28/07/2024 13:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I got roped into work on my day off because the two new guys weren't showing up. My boss promised that I would get tomorrow off if I did, so I said okay. However, as soon as I came in and got all ready to go, guess who came in? FML

I agree, your life sucks 378

You deserved it 85

Piss poor management

By God dammit - 27/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 534

You deserved it 94

By Tired - 12/01/2015 14:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said "Oh well. Get to work." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 420

You deserved it 2 979

Snitched

By sixxie - 29/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 097

You deserved it 2 333

By Sugartits - 08/08/2017 13:00

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 130

You deserved it 419

Adam5858 17

Monday 23 June 2014 22:53

Atleast you could try laugh it off with him to get out of trouble

OysterPearls 33

Monday 23 June 2014 23:15

You all need Jesus.

Comments

Adam5858 17

Monday 23 June 2014 22:53

Atleast you could try laugh it off with him to get out of trouble

gjikvtj 18

Monday 23 June 2014 22:55

Adam you need a new space bar

barakados 11

Monday 23 June 2014 22:57

You need a new username.

Demig0d6 14

Monday 23 June 2014 23:00

You need better things to do

OysterPearls 33

Monday 23 June 2014 23:15

You all need Jesus.

katieemerr 15

Tuesday 24 June 2014 0:27

I agree #1 this is for the office party!

Demig0d6 14

Tuesday 24 June 2014 5:23

Where did you go shopping with your boss

Animekid126 13

Tuesday 24 June 2014 10:15

You really love getting top comment don't you number 1

zebrainthenight 13

Tuesday 24 June 2014 16:37

Well even if the boss doesn't get him/her in trouble, he now knows what kind of person he/she is and will be less likely to trust them.

Oceanborn_fml 24

Tuesday 24 June 2014 17:15

well, the same kind of person as the boss then...

htownpostman 16

Wednesday 25 June 2014 4:33

Because of 2 words? Dipshit... Fast typing does that

cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Monday 23 June 2014 22:54

It doesn't sound that bad overall OP, they did the same. Probably could've had a good time

Rockabs 8

Monday 23 June 2014 23:23

I wonder if the boss hates him and try's to fire him over it

ohcheriecherie 20

Monday 23 June 2014 23:38

29, I doubt that will happen...

gniii 12

Monday 23 June 2014 23:55

He could be one of those "Do as I say but not what I do" types of boss.

CanyonRose 16

Monday 23 June 2014 22:54

Well if your boss did it too they can't really get mad at you. They're just as guilty.

cakefete2 30

Monday 23 June 2014 23:00

One of the perks to being the boss is that you need not follow the rules. Note that the post is not "I skipped out of work and ran into my employee FML".

keirookami 11

Tuesday 24 June 2014 1:33

"I won't tell if you don't"

WTF_BRAIN 11

Monday 23 June 2014 22:54

Well at least he can't blame you for a crime he commited as well. Hope you don't get in trouble, but it is kinda your own fault.

JonDG 12

Wednesday 25 June 2014 22:23

its not a crime to ditch work. I say they deserved it because they lied just to stay home. They deserve to get fired for that sort of thing. Luckily, their boss doesnt have a good reason to fire them since they did the same thing.

CB_LAZ3 11

Monday 23 June 2014 22:54

Here's to hoping you don't get written up while he gets away with it

PapaSmash 14

Monday 23 June 2014 22:55

Bumped into each other at the Strip Club huh? Good choice.

cakefete2 30

Monday 23 June 2014 23:12

That name happens to go perfectly with your comment.

stuner56 22

Monday 23 June 2014 22:55

Offer to buy them something

cakefete2 30

Monday 23 June 2014 23:19

Hopefully, your bribery... pays off. Get it cuz bribery and pay off is...No you're right... I'm sorry, I'll let myself out now.

jad0016 12

Monday 23 June 2014 23:24

No..its not funny when you explain your joke.

cakefete2 30

Monday 23 June 2014 23:31

Thanks, professor, is there anything else I should know?

lifa 16

Monday 23 June 2014 22:55

Dummy. YDI

silvercamaro 22

Tuesday 24 June 2014 4:41

There's a button for that.

the_weird_girl 10

Monday 23 June 2014 22:56

You'll laugh about it later......

cakefete2 30

Monday 23 June 2014 23:04

In line at the unemployment office. -"Damn cutbacks and corporate downsizing. My entire office was off-shored. How'd you lose your job?" -"It's a funny story actually..."