By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 02:38

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Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
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klol101 11

Take a screenshot of that, spread it around and show the world what a douchebag he is....

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LexiRae2 1

Ha that actually happened to me recently too... I just said I was flattered but no thank you

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LuneeTune 15

which is what OP should have done too. I'm not even sure why they thought this was an "FML" moment.

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militarybrat 21

Guess because im a swinger my sexuality is a bit more fluid than most. I would have done it if sexually attracted to the ex and his partner.

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Mynxie 26

If his current fiancée knew who he was asking to join them, she is just as ****** up as him.

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militarybrat 21

So people are ****** up because they dont subscribe to societal norms? We dont judge you for wanting to stay in a monogamous relationship why judge us? Does it harm you? No.

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gorgeous_vixen95 12

It's the fact it is his ex that he hasn't talked to in over a year, no one cares if they are swingers and no one cares if they wanna **** random people together, that's not the point. The ****** up part is that he asked his ex-girlfriend to have a threesome, obviously he either still has feelings for her, wants to sleep with her again before he gets hitched, or she may be better in bed than his fiancé. And the fact his new fiancé is okay with him asking her is just not okay. If he was to ask anyone else, then it wouldn't have been as bad

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gorgeous_vixen95 12

You should've told him yes and then hired some really nasty/scary looking chick or a tranny to go meet up with them just to freak them out a little bit lol or is that too far?

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1known_fml 8

You should have said yes, teased him a lot and left before anything happened preferably at an expensive restaurant before the end of the meal.

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Goblin182 26

Maybe the ex and his GF have decided to try 3somes and the GF decided it would be safer to start with someone he has already been with and broke up with than someone new. Still, a dick move after a year of no communication to out of the blue send that text. There has to be a better way.

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Bragi 12

Go for it, OP! Go in and homewreck that s**t!

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