By serialkillingex - 07/05/2013 07:45 - Netherlands

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
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_GoodGuy 11

Oh god, "serial killing prostitute." Just the sound of that makes me wince. I'm curious how the story goes... OP, tell more details, what's the name of the book?!

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Joshwarrior 39

Did he include you in his acknowledgements? And you should ask for a signed copy while holding a knife.

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RedPillSucks 31

Make sure you get some of the proceeds from his next novel.

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Epikouros 31

How much do you... wait, never mind.

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coolboy675 16

This FML totally didn't remind me of Jack the Ripper.

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ashleylynn520 4

Just look at like you inspired him to do his best.

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LennyComa 39

Hey at least you can say with honesty your a Muse.

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born_hustla 26

Hey, The man's got talent!

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Wealthyparrot 9

Still a better love story than twilight

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illegalbeagle69 23

Well, are you a serial killing prostitute?

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