By serialkillingex - 07/05/2013 07:45 - Netherlands

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
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_GoodGuy 11

Oh god, "serial killing prostitute." Just the sound of that makes me wince. I'm curious how the story goes... OP, tell more details, what's the name of the book?!

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Joshwarrior 39

Did he include you in his acknowledgements? And you should ask for a signed copy while holding a knife.

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MayaTheBee_fml 10

That reminds me of whenever we have a writing assignment in class, a guy in my class, because I'm Russian, always links me to something with vodka and also me dying. I think once there was a story with aliens and I was dealing vodka, to eventually die from overdose. X)

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Sporkitude 12

It took me three separate tries to stop misreading OP's name as "serialkillingsex". I can't tell if I like the actual nickname or the misread one better.

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IcemistDragon 20

Wow..sounds like he had a great opinion of you..=/

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Grimnirwher9 21

Still a better love story that Twilight.

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quarck 4

I'm guessing you picked your username because of this book?

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UnluckyLolfire 15

Serial killing ex, huh? Seems like a Condemned reference. Anyways, what happened to you sucks, and I hope the embarrassment isn't too bad.

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carissa_michelle 8

That's kinda cool. Sounds like it might be nice!

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