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By gtfoocd - 27/12/2011 15:20 - United States

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Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 21:23 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML

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By anonymous - 29/07/2012 13:34 - Australia - Queanbeyan

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Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 13:09 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML

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Law and order

By Anonymous - 28/08/2015 05:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I washed all the dishes and cups from the family dinner last night and put them away. When my wife saw, she had a mini OCD breakdown and yelled at me because the cups weren't lined up with each other with the handles aligned and the flower pictures facing out left. FML

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By anonymous - 14/05/2012 10:31 - United States - Havelock

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Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Meriden

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 14:00

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By vicgal - 14/08/2009 18:33 - Canada

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Today, while having sex I realized two things. First, I can't remember the last time my boyfriend gave me an orgasm, and secondly I think the curtains slightly clash with the duvet cover. I was more annoyed with the second one. FML

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By Dead_Fox - 21/11/2012 05:48 - United States - Jonesboro

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Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:55

Hopefully your penis is properly symmetrical.

heythereyouu_fml 4

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:54

Well then, make it "properly symmetrical".(:

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Katzia 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 21:47

Well, it's unfortunate but you should know these things by now.

RussianBabe 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 21:49

wow some people are mean ... just because she is ocd, doesn't mean he has to dump her , if he really wants to be with her, he can make his room the way she needs it to be!

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:00

Your girlfriend is such a square. |the kid|

SuperBritty23 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:10

That's just a nice way of telling you that she doesn't want sex.

kareltje 17

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:30

You know she's got OCD... Your own fault then. Gotta give some to get some. It's a two-way street, buddy. You need to work on your communication ;)

fwoodgirl12 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:55

Hahahahahaha!! I'm sorry but you have to admitt, that's pretty funny lol :P

gar2014 23

Sunday 5 February 2017 3:31

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