Miscellaneous: Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew....

By yellow_sunflowers101 - 16/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML

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By rarara - 30/10/2012 21:26 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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My little boy

By stubble - 13/11/2009 06:26 - Canada

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

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By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 09:13 - New Zealand

Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML

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Chubby life

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 18:00

Today, I was tying my hair up when my dad rubbed my stomach and asked how his grandchild was doing. He knows I'm not pregnant and that I've been trying really hard to lose weight. FML

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mikey41414 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:13

ouch! This guys sounds kind of creepy anyway.. wtf did he want to know if your shaving.. err..

TardxxxCake 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 13:56

Of course close minded assholes like you think girls need to be stereotypical with the pink sparkly shit and skirts to be identified as female. Go get bent moron.

Comments

sunshyne84_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:20

is ur name Pat?

Calaura9 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:22

Lol "Have you started shaving yet?" is very personal, almost creepy. I think he wanted to touch the small developing penis he thought you had.

alissa222 15

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:28

he means her face... such dirty minded people!

pheonixfire13 17

Thursday 23 June 2016 14:14

That's really not that creepy, being taught to shave is supposed to be a very important milestone

mrhahn530 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:23

number 9, that was wonderfully harsh...i tip my hat to you.

Juliexo 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:25

That reminds me of the time I went to the mall with a friend(a girl) and we ran into my old coach who was like, "I didn't know you were dating yet!"

Silhouette_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:27

#13, I'm pretty sure he meant shaving as in the face. It's not really that personal of a question. Anyway... as others have suggested, try being a bit more girly if you're really offended. A good start would be wearing slightly more girl clothes.

xxaaaxx 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:28

maybe he was mental or somthin

f_mylife24 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:30

Use a padded bra =) that should make a difference.

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:30

Goth girls and goth guys look the same to me. maybe that's what she was. (is that what they like to be called now? or is it Vamp, or Twilighter or some shit)