By gimmeafknbreak - 17/01/2014 23:59 - United States - Alamogordo

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Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML
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gimmeafknbreak 4

It was actually quite humorous. Even my father laughed...though some others didn't find my boyfriend's statement quite so funny. And for those that were asking, yes...he pulled through. in fact about twenty minutes after the "incident". haha. Those family dinners get SO boring.

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cricketsins 36

I hope laughter broke the silence. That was quite funny. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents (and in laws) with a good sense of humor.

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142_cats 13

Turkey stuffing if you think about it is so disgusting it's vegetables stuffed into the anus of a dead bird.

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baka4815 21

Well would you want to eat the bird live?

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Roachhed 2

I believe the amount that this would suck is in direct relation to the OP age.

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jigglyfrugo 1

If I was there I wouldn't be silent, I would laugh, high five him and say "good one! :D"

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cchuckcloninger 5

At age 9 he's too young for a girlfriend anyway?

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OscarEcho 12

I guess your boyfriend won't be stuffing any turkey in a while...

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AlexRen 21

Anyone else wonder how the rest of the evening went?

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Jerkingoffincars 1

I'm sorry, but if your boyfriend though saying that to you, while youre whole family is around, regardless of them being able to hear or not, calls for a break up with him.

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