By gimmeafknbreak - 17/01/2014 23:59 - United States - Alamogordo

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Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML
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gimmeafknbreak 4

It was actually quite humorous. Even my father laughed...though some others didn't find my boyfriend's statement quite so funny. And for those that were asking, yes...he pulled through. in fact about twenty minutes after the "incident". haha. Those family dinners get SO boring.

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cricketsins 36

I hope laughter broke the silence. That was quite funny. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents (and in laws) with a good sense of humor.

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Axel5238 29

Sorry to hear that OP, kinda wonder about men now that think this is a good idea. Must be the same guys that can't lock doors to the bedroom when having sex or have sex in the living room when someone is supposed to be coming back.

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limabeans101029 20

Even if they hadn't heard, that's some pretty awful pillow talk

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weveallbeenthere 30

I would have loved to see the expression on your parents faces. bet conversation was awkward after that.

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MikeyScene420 17

This is why you should only eat turkey on thanksgiving.

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gimmeafknbreak 4

It was actually quite humorous. Even my father laughed...though some others didn't find my boyfriend's statement quite so funny. And for those that were asking, yes...he pulled through. in fact about twenty minutes after the "incident". haha. Those family dinners get SO boring.

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TallMist 32

I read that the staff on FML have ways of knowing if you really are the OP. If you truly are the OP, why isn't your post yellow?

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sxm 13

That is ******* hilarious. I don't know if that guy deserves a high five or fist to the face. It's funny and rude.

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