By gimmeafknbreak - 17/01/2014 23:59 - United States - Alamogordo

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Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML
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It was actually quite humorous. Even my father laughed...though some others didn't find my boyfriend's statement quite so funny. And for those that were asking, yes...he pulled through. in fact about twenty minutes after the "incident". haha. Those family dinners get SO boring.

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cricketsins 36

I hope laughter broke the silence. That was quite funny. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents (and in laws) with a good sense of humor.

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JustinKirby 20

You guys have any pun-kin pie? Anybody? Eh? Eh? No alright

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fmlxxsb 6

maybe he did not like your mothers turkey.

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RedPillSucks 31

Morons need to choose the right moment.

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kmartFTW 12

And then everyone joined together for a little session of Kumbaya! Also, atleast you got it in.

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perdix 29

The room went sillent waiting for the punchline: "With the bone I'm really wishing for? Heeeeeyyy-yoooo'!"

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worldclassrager 39

Well when you disappear they know where you went...a text would have been more discrete...

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sickerthanyou 13

maybe it's an FML because OP would like to be double stuffed, gooble google!

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