By gimmeafknbreak - 17/01/2014 23:59 - United States - Alamogordo

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Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML
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gimmeafknbreak 4

It was actually quite humorous. Even my father laughed...though some others didn't find my boyfriend's statement quite so funny. And for those that were asking, yes...he pulled through. in fact about twenty minutes after the "incident". haha. Those family dinners get SO boring.

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cricketsins 36

I hope laughter broke the silence. That was quite funny. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents (and in laws) with a good sense of humor.

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Cadillac4427 8

he needs to work on his whispering skills....or just not say anything at all. yeah, that was probably best.

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Aweh_Olivia 13

They did plan to. Just in a different way.

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ThomasBombadil 31

I guess sometimes silence isn't gold.

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somewizdom 15

Eating your mother's turkey first.. Stuffing your turkey second.

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dachayke 16

You should've reread that before you posted it.

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drewflav 17

It would be a scene from a porno, and a bad one at that...

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karlcolt45 19

simply tell everybody that he's an insomniac gourmet chef with antisocial personality disorder. as far as they'll know, he'll be cooking a wonderful turkey later that night, but he just can't express it in an acceptable way.

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picante72 24

Maybe she prefers to be basted with the juices instead of stuffed.

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azyjazy713 11

Now he knows your family members are good listeners. What happened next though!?

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