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By hot4donny - 12/11/2010 02:40 - United States

Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML

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Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML

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Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML

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By HereForJAMMF - 09/11/2016 17:50

Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML

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School's out

By Ray Mundo - 18/07/2021 16:01

Today, I was at my school's choir concert, sitting in the audience with some people I had classes with. A guy with a really long beard walked in and I pointed him out to the guy next to me, saying, "Get a load of Duck Dynasty." He replied, "Yeah, that's my dad." FML

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Friday 12 November 2010 9:19

Donny Osmond only did his singing voice, so you technically want two guys. The other guy who did his talking voice also played Dr. Huang on Law & Order: SVU...

dreaGiallo 0

Friday 12 November 2010 9:11

it's ok Op, I liked John Smith until I realized he was voiced by Mel Gibson! hahaha

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kayteebee 0

Friday 12 November 2010 20:00

it's not Donny osmond it's actually b.d. wong... he is a very good actor.

alexFYL 11

Friday 12 November 2010 20:07

oh WTF-ever. Even though everyone already went over who the singing and speaking voice is, let me present you with a little situation: You are, um, however old you are - probably 17 or something like that. Nerdy McNerd or Jocky McJock want your nuts. And then Donny Osmond comes up and asks you to marry him. Who would you take? Obviously Donny Osmond.

ICabooseI 0

Friday 12 November 2010 20:23

atleast it's not kramer!

simple_idiot_6 6

Friday 12 November 2010 20:58

I lol'd. It was hard holding it in while my mom was right next to me. Look at it this way, it could be worse. Like the people before me, it's just the singing voice.