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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, my family invited a bunch of their friends over for a party. At some point they decided to play some home videos from many years ago. In one of them, I was 7, I said, "Look Mommy! I can make my pee-pee bigger by doing this!" Everyone saw and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 18:00

Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML

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By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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By .......... - 07/06/2015 09:46 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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By how old am I? - 07/05/2022 06:00

Today, I was hosting a small party for my nephews and a couple neighborhood kids. I unexpectedly started my period while I was serving the snacks. Have you ever been pointed and laughed at by a bunch of 12 year-olds? Ah, just like the good old days… FML

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By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

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By D.J. - 25/01/2014 01:34 - United States - Houston

Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. FML

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STVader 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:35

what? you could get an erection at 7? ...that's not embarrassing dude that's awesome.

girandwogpig 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:33

Wow....I'm so sorry.

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Scotticus117 11

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:03

but FYL for the embarassment

c6dragster 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:05

not child **** unless sold/distributed... some shit like that... nothing wrong with family movies... besides, OP never said it showed him doing it, just saying it...

NewLight8421 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:12

lol when my llil brother was like 6, he would say his peepee went up at the end of cartoons lolz

12frisbees 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:23

Funny!

ihatestupidppl 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:18

LOL. OK, I can see how this would be really embarrassing, but a lot of people have embarrassing videos of them as kids (my parents have a bunch). For some reason, those are the ones parents seem to love to share the most lol. The older you get, the easier it is to just laugh it off.

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:27

embarrassing

Paige_Nicole10 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:47

awe i bet it was a cute movie though! the same thing happenes to me all the time, except my family likes to tell stories on me!

LesYeuxDeDario 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:54

are you so sad that you couldn't make fun of yourself ? damn you could have said something witty -. - and dont be embarrassed, when i was that age I gave oranges to my family being naked : P oh well, i was 4 : D

LadyAlathia 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:05

Oh geez... Grow up, OP. I guarantee when you have children you're going to videotape him doing funny things, too. I have a picture of my 10 month old son standing in front of the TV, watching Star Trek and fondling his webbles. You KNOW that's going in his wedding slideshow. Cute baby stuff is just that. As parents, we have to do something to remember our kids before they were bitchy, know-it-all teenagers.