Transportation, Cars and Annoying: Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country....

By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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By gabby - 16/06/2012 20:36 - United States

Today, I'm driving cross-country with my parents. As if the stifling heat isn't bad enough, they keep stopping to admire, comment on, and practically do a photoshoot in every corn field we pass. FML

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Road trip

By fmmlll - 18/10/2010 08:56 - United States

Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

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By alice5000 - 07/11/2008 05:47 - France

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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Heartfelt

By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 15:01 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML

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U-turn

By jaimie - 19/03/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

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By NextTimeMom'sDriving - 11/06/2014 16:41 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

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By Holding - 24/08/2013 05:21 - United States - Staunton

Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML

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Make it stop

By honeybunny - 19/11/2014 19:04 - United States - Norman

Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML

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Driving me mad

By Username - 06/07/2010 22:21 - France

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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chronicstds 3

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:08

you must be a redneck

Iamnotmyself 17

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:07

Vrmmmmm, Zzzoooooom, Beeeeeeep

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lol0wnee 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:18

sell him

Iamnotmyself 17

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:19

I again bid $20

enonymous 8

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:21

I bid my autographed Jesus on a raptor painting.

Iamnotmyself 17

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:28

-18 Hitlers mustache eating Stalin painting, Zeus' camel, and a box of *unopened* paperclips.

enonymous 8

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:45

Bear Cavalry.... yeah you're pretty much ****** now

Iamnotmyself 17

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:52

-34 NOOOOOOO! I only have dolphincheddar's soul now!

instnt1nfction 17

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:04

I bid cheese..... did i win

EvilCupcake8361 9

Monday 14 November 2011 2:13

I got a velvet painting of a whale & a dolphin getting it on, the holy grail, slash's underwear, & a pudding cup

JenDanielle917 13

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:18

Did you join in?

PeachyJinx 7

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:18

Yay for onomatopoeia!

iLoveBoobies21 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:23

if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

ifailplzinsultme 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:38

Okay LeBron

ComTlancy 12

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:34

Maybe the husband is driving her mad?

Dolly_109 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:35

It's okay. I tend to do that a lot as well. It's really fun.

Yodaevil 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:54

in the car? or just randomly? like walking from the kitchen? or getting the mail?

Dolly_109 0

Friday 22 July 2011 2:05

Both. It helps get rid of awkward silences too

knocking 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:36

Is he just going around in a circle, over and over again too?

ComTlancy 12

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:36

Don't worry, I'll steer the topic on the right direction. Not right now though, I'm a bit 'tyre-d'

gene818 13

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:40

I don't see the thrill of watching people drive around in circles. Oh, and check that you're not going in a circle too, because your husband could be holucinating and dreaming that he's in a NASCAR race thinking it's real. Snap him out of it!

A7X_LoVeee 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:09

Being at the actual track is much different than watching it on TV.

pink_raindrops 26

Thursday 21 July 2011 19:46

I completely agree, all sports are so much different on tv than if you were there watching in person, or playing the sport yourself. I've never been able to stand watching any of it on tv, especially the olympics, it bores the hell out of me.