By probablyadopted1 - 04/05/2016 16:39 - United States - Houston

Today, my family savagely mocked me to the point of tears, all for using "big", "fancy" words like "accommodations" and "hospitality". FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27

look at all the big fancy accomodations that you require in order to function. the hospitality is unfathomable.

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doodlesdork 7

My first thought was "probably lives in a southern state..." yep. Texas.

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anonynous97 13

Lol I had to write an analysis on a narrative with a father daughter relationship exactly like that.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Everything's bigger in Texas. Except the vocabulary.

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URBeingLied2 23

People act like that towards me at my new job because I supposedly use big words. They keep calling me the 'undercover boss' and make references to the show.

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moldypickles 29

"It behooves us to avoid archaisms. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do." "Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood." Most peoples vocabularies are lacking, sadly.

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Seabass_Chan 33

Just ignore them OP, everyone knows rednecks aren't very smart.

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aesthetic umbrella 18

Sorry OP. My family's done that on multiple occasions-- I feel like they have no control as to what they say, and they do it to annoy me purposely. :/

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Nezah 6

As another user of big words I deal with the same issue.

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katykills 15

Aren't Texans all about hospitality?

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BlackHawkSavior 28

Most of us are, but there's always one asshole who makes the rest of us look bad

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