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By FML1994 - 14/06/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, my family was discussing the new rules of the house we are moving in. They told my sister she couldn't have any boys in her room. They didn't tell me I couldn't have any girls in my room. Even my parents think I can't get a girlfriend. FML

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CassandraBear93 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:03

Thats just how parents are, way more protective over their "little girl" when it comes to the opposite sex

Minorchord 4

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:05

Maybe they specifically aren't forbidding you to have girls in your room...

Comments

Islander_fml 5

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:22

Bring a girl over there and **** her silly and make sure your parents can hear. That'll show them. :D

LilaBear 1

Thursday 18 June 2009 5:28

maybe they just trust you more than her?

Trixness 3

Friday 19 June 2009 5:54

no you douche u can have girls in ur room cuz they dont care if u have sex u cant have children

redblueviolet 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:20

Consider this an opportunity. XD

chick16 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:29

a.) double standards. why the **** are you complaining?? your sister should be complaining. especially since it would be worse for a girl to have to go over to a guys house and have sex there (simply because she could be forced to do some things more than she wanted to, and she wouldn't know her surroundings). **** if anything, your sister should be allowed to have guys over. that would prevent her from having to go other places and possibly getting hurt. b.) somebody said you were 14-15 based on your profile info. so of course they won't think that you will be bringing home girls all the time!! it's not like you're 18, going to parties and bringing back chicks in your sweet ride.

kianbung 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:10

Your FML has demonstrated to us why you can't get a girlfriend.

justbella 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:32

maybe they think ur old enough 2have girls in ur room

PenNameHere 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:55

I don't have a sister so I don't know about parents being more protective, but what it they just think she's a *****?

jpest17 5

Sunday 27 December 2009 4:57

when I'm a parent I'm not going to let my kids have sex that means if it's a boy too beleave me there are women who are ******

jpest17 5

Sunday 27 December 2009 5:03

24 that was cute rofl but you are damn right beleave me EVERY boy has naughty thoughts I am a silent kid in school but I some times can't beleave the the things I think of sometimes lol