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By FML1994 - 14/06/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, my family was discussing the new rules of the house we are moving in. They told my sister she couldn't have any boys in her room. They didn't tell me I couldn't have any girls in my room. Even my parents think I can't get a girlfriend. FML

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By not my responsibility - 05/10/2021 07:59

Today, my sister is upset that I won’t upturn my entire life by letting her kids stay at my house 4-5 days a week. She decided to move in with her boyfriend after one month, before even introducing him to her kids. Now he’s decided he doesn’t like the kids, so she wants me to keep them. FML

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CassandraBear93 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:03

Thats just how parents are, way more protective over their "little girl" when it comes to the opposite sex

Minorchord 4

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:05

Maybe they specifically aren't forbidding you to have girls in your room...

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danisawesomerthe 0

Monday 15 June 2009 21:59

But if you do get a girlfriend...... :)

lolzforfun228 3

Monday 15 June 2009 22:55

parents are usually more protective of daughters than sons.

shotgunner2 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:47

hahahaha you must be a total loser for your parents to know you can't get a girl

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:21

how is that FML? most parents are overprotective of their girls and let their boys do whatever they want

ArtandLove 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:27

Maybe they just think your sister's a ****, or that you can have all the sex you want.

newguy12 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 5:15

yeah, maybe they're totally ok with u getting laid. don't complain about that.

iSING 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 6:06

its okay...your only 15

mclaxin1115 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:55

why are you complaining about this? the world is your oyster!

caligirl742 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:14

umm maybe its becasue parents are generally more protective over girls. its not a bad thing. your sister has a reason to complain. you dont.

IAmBridgette 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:41

Actually, I don't think parents care if their son has a girl over. I know my parents don't. You have no reason to complain. Find a nice girl. :]

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