Love: Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new...

By coffee_princess - 22/07/2010 23:14 - Canada

Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML

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By smellybelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML

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By outie - 13/09/2020 02:02

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I have an 'outie' belly button, and he didn't want our potential kids to have one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By leahrb - 24/02/2016 18:55 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

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By sadfacemaking - 20/07/2021 08:01

Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Friday 23 July 2010 9:36

"well, mr. bellybutton, what do you think of Emma's new boyfriend?" "he gives me a tummy ache." "ohhhh, mr. bellybutton. you crack me up!"

ScaryyMary 14

Friday 23 July 2010 9:17

What was it saying?

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FrostyBalls 0

Friday 23 July 2010 21:57

Only a bitch would care.

Zanzig 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 0:04

what r u 5? quit bitching.

mrmaks18 7

Saturday 24 July 2010 0:22

sweet as long as nothing else talks that would be freaky

jklpuzo 2

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:00

that's kinda gross...

Carbonite 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:40

haha funny dad :p thats exacly what I'll do to my daughter when she brings home some kid

erectoralcollage 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 6:23

poor baby

madrabbit 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 8:34

this is a skill I must learn so that I can use it on my daughter when she starts to bring boys home.

Zero221 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 15:19

llOll_llOll

aiden2976 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 19:12

did your bf get an erection?

Lisasimpsonfan 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:22

I make my husband's belly button talk all the time. It cracks me up. Can't wait for our daughter to start dating so I can show her boyfriend

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