By Anonymous - 11/04/2014 20:07 - Switzerland

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML
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Indianboy9321 25

Your dad is just trying to save face because there really is no one to blame for it. Try and explain to him it isn't your fault, otherwise you would have gladly paid. Don't flip him the bird though.

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PhilSnake22 13

You should just try and out-bullshit him on this one. Say something like "I'm just learning how to drive Dad, I'm way to inexperienced to be dealing with suicidal birds, you should have stepped in. This is your fault Dad, not mine." You're welcome.

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HeyTherexxx 21

Your dad needs to calm down and rethink. FYL, OP.

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olpally 32

Your dad is a dumb ass and should pay for it.

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pwnman 33

Is he going through a mid-life crisis?

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NodakN8V 25

Could be worse...could have been a deer trying to dive across your hood

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breakinlegs 19

You should have seen my dad teach me to drive a stick. He made me cry multiple times every lesson.

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Witchylady 17

Yell at him back and tell him to pay for it.

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cakefete2 30

Poor bird was probably in need of antidepressants but could get the healthcare.gov site up and running long enough to sign up.

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