Miscellaneous: Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a...

By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 20:51 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2015 12:36 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 03:10 - Canada

Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML

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By Bobo - 11/10/2022 10:00

Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML

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By krystal - 27/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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TheCrispyCat 20

Saturday 23 November 2013 2:41

I mean, I kind of expect it. Monopoly ruins relationships.

Ambient25 24

Saturday 23 November 2013 2:44

You should get back at him by sending envelopes to his address full of Thank You cards with monopoly money inside...

Comments

gingaa96 18

Saturday 23 November 2013 2:50

Well shame on you for not taking it seriously enough. That shit's for real.. Just imagine what he would do if he lost in risk..

AnOriginalName 19

Saturday 23 November 2013 11:30

Well then he'd probably turn into a maniacal, world-craving dictator. And that's just what happens a few turns into Risk. Imagine what would happen after.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 23 November 2013 2:50

Monopoly was the worst game ever created...but hey it's better than pennies...

wopchop12 8

Saturday 23 November 2013 3:16

You my shitty sir are retarded

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 23 November 2013 4:19

Oh come on bill gates paid Steve jobs in Pennies after a lawsuit...

jannatanelle 5

Saturday 23 November 2013 19:05

if this did happen it's counter productive the cost of copper makes pennies more valuable per pound.Bill would have been giving Steve more money therefore have no revenge. And in Erie Pa we buy sand for our beaches that erode EVERY spring and spend about 10-20gs a year. So yea I'd look at this as a come up.