By poked - 06/03/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 903
You deserved it 4 142

Same thing different taste

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Man he knows exactly how to mend years of neglect

Comments

lolitaababy 0

ahahahahahahaha what a moron

POKE WAR! there's only one reasonal answer, poke him back!!

kingtz 6

If movies have taught me anything, it's that deadbeat dads just want to borrow money to buy booze or to buy their new wives presents... Ignore him, op, it'll save you a lot of future heartache.

If movies have taught you anything it's that you shouldn't learn from movies. Ignore him, op, it'll give him future heartache.

my ex's dad did the same thing, friend requested him on fb. it was after the ex and I broke up but I've known him 10 years. it was traumatic to my ex, but he talked to his dad and they straightened everything out. maybe it'll be good to talk to him, but keep him at a distance til you find out his motives. then go from there.

don't bitch. you either accepted his friend request or added him on Facebook. you can't poke people who aren't your friends. fyl for having a deadbeat dad on your friends list.

zowieandzander77 1

you done have to be friends with someone to poke them.

You can poke people not in your friends list.

Omg ROFL. = That's such a great way at making the relationship : #58, yes you can be poked by someone who's not on your Friends list.

Ugh, a similar thing happened to me last year... My dead-beat dad found out I had a Myspace and started bombarding me with messages asking for forgiveness and telling me how horrible his life was growing up. Turns out my mom had secretly contacted him online first attempting to collect child support

Hahahahaha I'm sorry but I find this hilarious xD Poke ? Seriously !? What a dad :p Oh dear, FYL x)

This is one of those times when you really wish Facebook had a "**** you" button.

my2centsworth 15

I didn't know someone could poke someone else on facebook if the two were not facebook friends.

go to their page and click the option 'poke'