By Goobie - 15/01/2010 07:24 - United States

Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML
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null_fml 11

A lot of people drive drunk because their judgement is ****** when they're drunk. Clearly your dad plans to do it, even beforehand - seems like he's quite a retard.

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Boddmon 0

Everyone is different, I know a lot of people who claim that it's easier to drive when high because you can focus however it's just as easy to become focused on something else while you're driving. I could be "high as balls" too and then suddenly notice a very appealing billboard for Twinkies and begin thinking about them. "mmm Twinkies" *crashes car*

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ProtoBuster_1 5

Good for you... now get a life.

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PeopleRSoDumb 0

How is this an FML? You got yelled at... Don't change your dads seats. OMG NO.

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dante0220 0

2nd. and go dad lol

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BeeSkwaird 0

How does one "go dad"? Is that like going crazy or going hog-wild or going bananas? Commas are your friends!

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hunterwould 0

Grammar nazis are not anti-semitic (most aren't) they're anti-illiterate. ; )

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Disbelief1 0

Third. Btw you shouldn't let your dad drive drunk/high

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IPityTheFool 0

It doesn't matter he if he endangers his life because his Dad is a real man and is living on the edge he's ******* hardcore lol your Dad epically wins and everyone saying this is a weak FML can shove it up their ass because you're just jealous

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kenbear 0

i think im about to shove a gun up your ass you stupid bitch . hes not just endangering himself, hes endangering everyone. its real ******* stupid to drink and drive , so someone who encourages it must be a reeaal ******* douche bag

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null_fml 11

A lot of people drive drunk because their judgement is ****** when they're drunk. Clearly your dad plans to do it, even beforehand - seems like he's quite a retard.

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postaltubealex 0

Nothing would be greater than for him to get a DUI, and be found with weed on his person.

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itouchguy360 3

Wait till he learns what cops think about this. (gets jailed)

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Brey1013 0

your dad sounds like the MAN! :D all these negative posters should just lighten the **** up.

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ProtoBuster_1 5

@ #10 - Perhaps, if you were in the OP's place, you would feel the same way he did. Then again, since you're a troll... you'd probably crash the car and kill yourself while driving drunk & high.

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spiderman0606 0

I love how people take things face value.

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