Intimacy: Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/05/2010 12:14 - Australia

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Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, and that's why he could never cheat on me with my friends. FML

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By mom2010 - 15/12/2010 15:07 - United States

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Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

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Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

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Doing the rounds

By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:33 - United States

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Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML

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By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML

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Small comforts

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By why - 16/03/2015 01:10 - United States - Tucson

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Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 21:39 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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Stay in your lane

By Kittykatkrunch - 12/11/2009 05:09 - Australia

Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML

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aliceinwonderlan_fml_fml 0

Monday 31 May 2010 19:26

I fail to see how this is a bad thing obviously he likes u for who u r and u don't have to worry about being skinny =)

bbailey19 3

Monday 31 May 2010 19:26

fat bottomed girls make the roxkin world go round

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evilbunnypao 0

Friday 9 July 2010 16:12

cant agree more with 94 & 96, you should be happy instead

JustJess666 0

Friday 9 July 2010 18:34

omg im sick and tired of all of the fat fmls!! so what is someone isnt skinny as hell. fat doenst always mean unhealthy in fact being too skinny or to muscular can be unhealthy too. and yes people do actually look past the superficialness of societies brainwash and can love people who are not a size zero or a super model. grow up people!! and to the op, im sorry but this is a bad thing how? so you may be thick but he loves you and he is trying to tell you that either love it or leave him and let another girl have him while you suffer for the rest of your life wondering why you never found a guy who loved you for you

latios647 4

Monday 12 July 2010 4:15

thast love baby his a blubber lover a chubby chaser enjoy it cus you have competition unless you start your subway diet

youre_all_idiots 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:00

Don't worry hon, thats a good thing. i'm a big girl and my boyfriend says sticks are for wimps. Feel lucky you have a guy that can handle girls like us, you have a nice strong guy that loves you for you.

suntherian 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:18

YDI for being whiny about getting some reassurance. Sounds like he was trying to be nice and you took it completely out of context. I'm a big girl, and 90% of my friends aren't. Either deal with it or do something about it, but don't take it out on your guy who clearly doesn't have a problem with it. It's not his fault.

jennayyydoll 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 1:56

Shut up op. He loves you obviously that's what matters.

Inspired22 11

Wednesday 6 October 2010 9:31

I think the point of this being a FML is that he isn't cheating on her because she doesn't have friends that are attractive to him, not because he loves her and she is the only woman for him?

smartalek 2

Monday 21 March 2011 4:15

lol so ur fat. fattyyyy fattyyy(: but he'll nvr cheat so chin up girlfriendd(:

EmmyRahh 5

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:43

us bigger ladies got bigger boobs than those skinny ass bitches

KaylieBieber13 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:05

hes gotta fat fetishhh!!!!

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Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML

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