By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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Briscuit 24

I'd be breaking some doors down if my dog was stolen. I don't see it as an overreaction either, to some people they're like children. I hope you get your dog back, OP. Good luck.

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OkitaCockroach 19

Give him time. Saying goodbye to the dog might just be harder on him than saying goodbye to you. XD Or maybe he's just a huge dick. Either way, FYL, OP.

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heyyhowsitgoing 9

God what a dick. Call the cops and get them to get your dog.

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tony1891 22

hope you get the dog back.

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Damien1398 4

Step 1: propose to some lady with a dog Step 2: leave here and keep the dog Step 3:??????? Step 4: Profit

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hockeyoceancity 13

LMAO!!!! i don't care if i get thumbed down. That south park reference was perfect lmao good job!

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pogue36 5

Are sure it wasn't a dog that was you and yours fiancé's dog, that he bought?

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forever_born 6

Obviously not. I'm pretty sure OP knows more about her life then you do.

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moonfull101 13

Stole what was stolen from you.

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PROdigy81 4

I feel like this might've been both your dog, he claimed ownership, and you just miss it If this isn't the case, go get your dog back The police won't do anything, like 12 said its a personal issue, so it would be up to you to save your pooch

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WOGBRO 6

Lol go to some animal saving people I'm sure they would help.

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HairyPunisher 27

Animal saving people?

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A7XCamaro 19

28, the only thing the shirt in your profile picture needs is "P.S. Try harder next time."

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