By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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Briscuit 24

I'd be breaking some doors down if my dog was stolen. I don't see it as an overreaction either, to some people they're like children. I hope you get your dog back, OP. Good luck.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Awwwh! I hope you get your dog back! I don't know what I'd do without my petleaf!

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Parisgirl34 12

Call the police!!!!!!

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Oh wow. I misread the end as "he was my dog."

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MrLadyDelicious 4

*puts on black jump suit* Time to go dogknapping!

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False_Stupidity 41

Go to the police also talk to his family about it

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alymartin 1

Honey I will personally get your dog for you, don't let him get away with this!(:

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thatoneguy79 10

Step 1) text - no response Step 2) call - no response Step 3) file lawsuit Seems like a reasonable thought process to me. No need for an attempt to handle this in person, or try and address the situation like a responsible adult. Let the lawyers handle it for $150/hr. (grabs a paper towel to clean up the sarcasm dripping from this comment - its a slip hazard)

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hateevryone 14

Call the cops

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