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OP, please, do NOT let him reproduce!
Some babies are more laid back than others. Mine screamed nonstop for hours at a time (colic) in the middle of the night, and made me want to curl into a ball and die. Others like my brother in law was so quiet and calm. He slept alot and even had to be woken up to eat and have his diapers chnged.
well dogs are cuter and better than useless babies
Pretty sure they aren't useless...
people need to stop thinking about what having babies is like and start thinking what having children is like. you have a baby for like 30 seconds. you have a child for a lifetime
If your baby turns into a toddler "like 30 seconds" after being born, I advise you find medical assistance, because (s)he is likely to have a sincere case of progeria.
You and your fiance need to find a friend with a baby and offer to babysit for a weekend. He'll surely change his tune that it's as easy as caring for a dog!
Do you have any friends, or family that have babies? Babysit one.
Just dress the dog up and pass it off, he may never know the difference.
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Speaking from experience, he'll be sorry for assuming a baby will be like a pet. I was very disappointed when my baby daughter was unwilling to use a litter box.
Give him one of those realistic dolls that shit, cry, scream, and pee. He'll change his mind.