Animals: Today, my fiancé decided he wants a baby only because our dog...

By Twiggysucks68 - 07/01/2013 01:49 - United States - Antioch

Today, my fiancé decided he wants a baby only because our dog is good, quiet, and falls asleep as soon as he starts to cradle her. He thinks a baby will be just like that. FML

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By Lilly - 30/10/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML

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Deflection

By Richard - 25/06/2012 03:03 - United States - Uxbridge

Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said, "Yeah yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML

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Zzzzzzz

By Alyssa - 21/09/2016 07:17 - United States - Spring Park

Today, my fiancé, my two-year-old, and my dog are all sleeping peacefully next to me in our new king-sized memory foam bed. It's 2:15 in the morning. Why am I not sleeping? Because they all snore, one right after the other. It's like an endless song of snoring. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/04/2021 11:00 - Germany - Papenburg

Today, I realized my boyfriend rather qualifies as a pet: He loves eating, he hardly ever talks or listens, but he is cuddly, always enjoys having me around and can – within limits - be trained to do useful things. FML

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You deserved it 280

By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 21:29 - Denmark

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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By Anon. - 05/05/2016 21:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, like every other day my boyfriend and I try and have sex, his dog cried and whined outside of his room until we stopped. She does this all the time and it kills the mood instantly. I can't have sex because of a toy poodle. FML

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Good boy

By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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You deserved it 2 225

Hold me close

By chachi - 28/09/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML

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zingline89 18

Monday 7 January 2013 9:24

Speaking from experience, he'll be sorry for assuming a baby will be like a pet. I was very disappointed when my baby daughter was unwilling to use a litter box.

misspulkadot24 17

Monday 7 January 2013 9:14

Give him one of those realistic dolls that shit, cry, scream, and pee. He'll change his mind.

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cartedor 18

Tuesday 8 January 2013 0:42

He is in for a shocker. He is also very childish, he is not though to be able to step up the plate and take,responsibility for the baby

candacekmp 14

Tuesday 8 January 2013 4:06

Wow does he need a reality check lol

Jessj958 19

Tuesday 8 January 2013 4:58

You guys can borrow one or both of mine! Lol that should knock a little sense into him.

Frustrated78 11

Tuesday 8 January 2013 5:45

OMFG NOOOOO! Give me his number. I'll tell him. Not only are they NOTHING like that, they grow up and start walking and talking and then they really suck!

kalbrek009 20

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:56

Please don't go getting pregnant just for his sake (& stupidity/ignorance on his part)..take him to several day care centers where the kids are especially rowdy & he should change his mind...don't let him make you feel as though you have to give him a new "pet". Just out of curiosity...is he an only child &/or did he grow up on an island where there were no other kids?