By Anonymous - 31/01/2011 17:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I'll never understand why men expect sex after dumping their girlfriend. Isn't the breakup painful enough without letting it be obvious you only loved her for the sex?

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UpsidedownKayak 9

It is better to find out before you get married than after. That sucks for you, OP, but you are better off this way.

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WickedPixie 0

That sucks. I don't blame him for wanting one last one, though. Severence pops are important. He should have just worded it better. Sorry about your woes.

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SeedlessMe 13

Yeah, really though! Thank you Wicked Pixie! For a minute there, I thought I was the only one thinking all these girls are a bit uptight! Jeez, sex can be fun. & if you're breaking up, it may be awhile before you find someone else! Hahaha & I'm normally the lame one who thinks too much, shit! ;-)

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elephantecotton 0

say yes let him take it out then bite it till it bleeds. he deserves it 4 being an a** wipe.

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boopityboppity 11

I don't think there was any confusion regarding which set of jewels.

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hey_kid94 9

well at least he told you

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arianylas 3

Who are you not to think of the woman you're dating, and consider her feelings?! What would make her happy, you cheating? DON'T THINK SO ASSHOLE.

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leprachaun405 0

wow....HES MY HERO:D!!!!!!!! jk I'm sorry that's really stupid:/

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

oh great! I just destroyed my grandmothers Fabergé eggs. thanks for not making it clearer what family jewels to kick. asshole

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perdix 29

He wants to go out with a bang and not a whimper. Can you blame a guy for trying?

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