By Anonymous - 31/01/2011 17:35 - United States

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Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I'll never understand why men expect sex after dumping their girlfriend. Isn't the breakup painful enough without letting it be obvious you only loved her for the sex?

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UpsidedownKayak 9

It is better to find out before you get married than after. That sucks for you, OP, but you are better off this way.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Not with a blanket statement user name such as "everyone loves boners", you won't.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

#41, Just about everyone loves boners! Gay guys love boners and straight couples love boners. I'm not sure if lesbians like boners though... And people who don't like sex might not like boners.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Lesbians do not like boners; they are attracted to women who do not have the means to achieve one. Asexuals do not like boners either. Those exceptions mean your "just about everyone" statement is false. The fact of the matter is, not everyone likes boners. :)

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ZeeBest86 6

lesbians use ******; which is the hot-pink-bedazzled form of a boner...this would mean they love the form a boner achieves...

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MrBond007_fml 6

I only love my boner, do I still count?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Zee - It's not a boner, then. It's not a penis engorged with blood. It's a rod of plastic. Boners - Since I have a boyfriend and you're a moron, there would be no reason for me to want you. Nice try, though. I don't comment on every one of your comments; just the moronic ones. Note: I was commenting in a joking sense this time. Did you not see that?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

43 - refer to comment 44, and next time try to be a little more creative with your comment. Oh, and I beat you to it. So, thanks anyways.

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Shinygirlnz 1

Time to jump ship. Get out of this 'engagement/relationship' before it's too late.

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SeedlessMe 13

Um, yeah I think that was already achieved by him 'breaking it off', no?

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JanisEvans 10

He has a point. Breakup sex is awesome.

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FairyTales_fml 6

hey, maybe the guy really has family jewels... it's not common but there are still families that have. single ladies get on that lol

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