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By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 07:54 - South Africa

Today, my fiancé spent three hours arguing with his mom about how Scientology is a cult followed by simple-minded asshats; she shouted at him saying Xenu will come and fuck his shit up for not believing. This woman is going to be my children's grandmother. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 12:00

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to get married and have kids soon. She had a fit. Apparently it's creepy and freakish for a man to want a family, and it means I'm secretly a crazy religious fundamentalist. Huh? FML

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sovetskiy 8

Monday 15 October 2012 12:07

People that believe in that are literally retarded. It's a scam. Apparently they keep people locked up in camps, Scientologists..

oj101 33

Monday 15 October 2012 12:13

Today's religion is tomorrow's mythology.

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Monday 15 October 2012 16:37

Just be careful and never let your mil send your kids off to one of those scientology camps, or have unsupervised visits with her so she can't fill their brains with scientology bullshit.

obviousboy 8

Monday 15 October 2012 16:51

Expand this to all religions, and you have my view.

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Monday 15 October 2012 17:06

She must not know very much about Scientology then. First of all, to be an actual Scientologist and know about Xenu, you have to be an OT level three, which takes tens of thousands of dollars in tech supplies and study materials. Second, Xenu was an evil overlord who, according to L Ron Hubbard, lived 75 million years ago. He is not a character they fear nor worship. It doesn't sound like she's a Scientologist at all. Just nuts.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 15 October 2012 17:22

That kind of crazy could very well have dropped tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars. Just because she's crazy doesn't mean she doesn't have money.

Levvy 22

Tuesday 16 October 2012 16:16

If she had, then she'd know who Xenu was (a bad guy, not an object of worship). Weird, I coulda sworn I posted a comment near identical to this, but it seems to be gone. Glad someone else covered it.

MURPHYCHACHO 5

Monday 15 October 2012 17:58

Keep her away from your kids.

4Sharks 4

Monday 15 October 2012 18:17

L. Ron Hubbard - "I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is." I think if any Scientologist saw that, they would (or at least should) really have heavy doubts about it's claims.

supportcommand 17

Monday 15 October 2012 18:31

In my opinion all religions are cults to a certain point. But the Scientology nuts are the worst. Just keep waiting for that spaceship to come and take you to a better land. Na na na na na na na Batman.... I mean leader!