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By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 07:54 - South Africa

Today, my fiancé spent three hours arguing with his mom about how Scientology is a cult followed by simple-minded asshats; she shouted at him saying Xenu will come and fuck his shit up for not believing. This woman is going to be my children's grandmother. FML

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By heartbroken - 17/04/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend was excited because her uncle was coming for a visit. She started telling me stories about him, and the more she talked, the worse it got. I’m fairly certain uncle is a cult leader, and that my girlfriend was born into and brainwashed by a cult that got shut down by the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 04:49 - United States - Houston

Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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By Jace - 19/08/2011 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

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By fullyajar - 12/07/2021 11:01

Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML

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From the heart

By Anonymous - 18/01/2022 22:59

Today, after agreeing to marry my boyfriend, he started spouting crap about converting to his religion, and how I’d need to take lessons from his mother on how to be a proper wife to him at all times, like, EXCUSE ME, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO? DUMPED. See ya later, douchebag. FML

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But mah grandbabiiiiiiiiez

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 02:00

Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML

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By It's CSI Miami - 24/06/2015 04:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML

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Going too fast

By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 12:00

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to get married and have kids soon. She had a fit. Apparently it's creepy and freakish for a man to want a family, and it means I'm secretly a crazy religious fundamentalist. Huh? FML

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sovetskiy 8

Monday 15 October 2012 12:07

People that believe in that are literally retarded. It's a scam. Apparently they keep people locked up in camps, Scientologists..

oj101 33

Monday 15 October 2012 12:13

Today's religion is tomorrow's mythology.

Comments

JPEllis 0

Tuesday 16 October 2012 23:15

Believe whatever you want to believe; I think we're all living in the Matrix.

rosesong2494 3

Wednesday 17 October 2012 1:49

At least you're finacé isn't the raging idiot here..

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Monday 22 October 2012 22:20

I feel bad for you, OP.

angel55033 12

Wednesday 31 October 2012 8:51

Who the hell is Xenu? If you mean Xena warrior princess get the damn spelling right xena aka Lucy Lawless do some amazing things for too bad show ended 2000 but there is hope for a movie!!

monster_tamer 11

Wednesday 31 October 2012 13:55

At least your husband doesn't believe Scientology's shit. You don't have to fight with him over that. You can also restrict your grandmother's access to your kids, which is a sad state of affairs, but is sometimes necessary.

BaronVonSteuben 5

Tuesday 2 April 2013 21:57

All religions are cults followed by simple-minded asshats.

Jial1796 6

Saturday 27 April 2013 4:39

sounds a lot like arguing with a christian... except god is xenu. Cue butthurt christians in 3...2...

baristalbc 18

Saturday 1 June 2013 23:32

Run!

cyborgfranky 2

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:05

To all of those who have commented saying "scientology is for asshats" and "whoever believes that bullshit is retarded" and whatever else is being said because I'm not reading all of the comments because ain't nobody got time fo dat, let me say this. Now you know how atheists feel about christians. I'm not saying you're all stupid or anything, and im not saying all the rude people here are christians, but for those of you are, don't spout your "hey man, everyone has the right to believe what they want. don't tell me being a christian is wrong cause you dont know. you cant judge me" business and then turn around and judge these other people for believe something else. who cares how stupid they may seem to you? no need to talk shit. according to you, thats just more room in heaven for you right? congrats. also there was the argument about how there are more religious organizations with volunteering and soup kitchens and stuff then there are non religious ones. correct, but there are also a vast majority more religious people than there are non religious. common fallacy in the argument. you wouldnt argue that since there are less people working in the US than there are in China its because people in the US are lazier, would you? no, because obviously the reason is that there are way less people in the US.