By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 22:51 - United States

Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
I agree, your life sucks 153 668
You deserved it 14 383

Same thing different taste

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Happy birthday indeed. Never go to bed or send anyone to bed that's been vomiting without a bucket to puke in and a washcloth to wipe the mouth after an episode. Someone desperately needing to throw up that knows they can't get to a toilet instinctively go to the first container or open space they find.

fantome_fml 0

Well...now you have a new memory to add to the box.

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Agh, ******* FML not making my first comment show up even after refreshing several seconds apart.

That SUCKS. I would hate if that happened. I prize those memories more than anything (well, almost. :))

Well, you can't completely blame the OP for "leaving it lies around". No one really anticipates the prospect of someone getting sick and using it as a vomit bucket. Her fault for not providing a receptacle to begin with, not her fault that he chose such a valuable thing tpokeke it, that's prettferalrl. "Hey, let me scan my room for valuable container-like things he might puke! in!" Eh, not really.

Sounds like you're marrying Mr. Classy. Good job.

aww thats horrible =[. in his defense you should have either left him in the bathroom with the door open so you could of checked up on him or had a bucket ready next to the bed just in case something like that happened. thats what i have to do with my boyfriend sometimes.

alex_vik 0

Looks like he's irresponsible with his liquor.

that_blows 0

maybe, that's why people barely 21 shouldnt be engaged...

sofarsogood 0

i mean don't marry this choad.

ur were so sweet to help him. but he pukes all over ur stuff????