By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 22:51 - United States

Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
I agree, your life sucks 153 668
You deserved it 14 383

Same thing different taste

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Happy birthday indeed. Never go to bed or send anyone to bed that's been vomiting without a bucket to puke in and a washcloth to wipe the mouth after an episode. Someone desperately needing to throw up that knows they can't get to a toilet instinctively go to the first container or open space they find.

fantome_fml 0

Well...now you have a new memory to add to the box.

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alex_vik 0

Sounds like he can't hold his liquor. And #1, OP isn't married...

That's what you get for being engaged before you're legally allowed to drink. Clearly, he's still too young for both, mentally. Sorry about your photos and memorabilia.

Wow. That's gross. It's also very funny. (not the baby picutres and stuff part, sorry)

How do any of you know that the OP didn't have something for him to vomit in? It's been my experience that, even when you have something for them to puke in, drunk people will often puke elsewhere, anyway. You are all assuming.

EFFyourlifecait 0

well, i hope you really love him.

Ibeapirate 0

Too young to get married. Apparently he's not even responsible enough to handle alcohol. Good luck with this one.

Zerenade 0

"Today, I turned 21 and got REALLY drunk. I don't remember much of what happened, but when I woke up, I found out that I puked my guts out for several hours while my fiance took care of me. Apparently, I ended up puking all over her yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML" I would feel like shit if I did that to someone...

Well you can now think about you new life and forget your old one!

Christ, I would rather die than be engaged at age 21.

planetearth 0

Shouldn't put all of your eggs in one basket, eh?