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That's what you get for being engaged before you're legally allowed to drink. Clearly, he's still too young for both, mentally. Sorry about your photos and memorabilia.
Wow. That's gross. It's also very funny. (not the baby picutres and stuff part, sorry)
How do any of you know that the OP didn't have something for him to vomit in? It's been my experience that, even when you have something for them to puke in, drunk people will often puke elsewhere, anyway. You are all assuming.
"Today, I turned 21 and got REALLY drunk. I don't remember much of what happened, but when I woke up, I found out that I puked my guts out for several hours while my fiance took care of me. Apparently, I ended up puking all over her yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML" I would feel like shit if I did that to someone...
Well you can now think about you new life and forget your old one!
Christ, I would rather die than be engaged at age 21.
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Happy birthday indeed. Never go to bed or send anyone to bed that's been vomiting without a bucket to puke in and a washcloth to wipe the mouth after an episode. Someone desperately needing to throw up that knows they can't get to a toilet instinctively go to the first container or open space they find.
Well...now you have a new memory to add to the box.