By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 22:51 - United States

Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
I agree, your life sucks 153 668
You deserved it 14 383

Same thing different taste

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Happy birthday indeed. Never go to bed or send anyone to bed that's been vomiting without a bucket to puke in and a washcloth to wipe the mouth after an episode. Someone desperately needing to throw up that knows they can't get to a toilet instinctively go to the first container or open space they find.

fantome_fml 0

Well...now you have a new memory to add to the box.

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cookieinc 0

I would be soo sooo pissed at him if he did that to my stuff, sick or not.

Wow, well, obviously she doesn't deserve this. And anyone who calls puking because you drank too much a "Good Birthday" should maybe re-think their definition of good. On the other hand, you should usually keep something on hand for someone who's been vommitting to throw up in. Sorry to hear about your keepsakes, hopefully you were able to salvage most of them.

porkkyd 0

your husband sounds like a loser

Capybara 0
mehwhateverr 0

FYL, That really sucks, but I'm sure he didn't mean to vomit all over your memories. And since you are getting married, you will make a whole bunch of new memories together. :)

notmuch 0

You are too young to get married and he just proved it. This is what your life will be like at least until he is in his late 20s, probably more like early 30s. Congratulations. You're in for the long haul.

xThatRandomGirlx 0

I am so sorry. Might wanna rethink your marriage though.

I never understood people's fascination with getting drunk as hell on their 21st birthday. Hell, i'm 24, and haven't been drunk yet. I just don't see the point in drinking to basically make myself both sick and STUPID. Even worse off is that i work in a liquor store.... so i end up seeing a lot of people that do so on a daily basis. I mean yeah.... i drink alcohol.... but only to the point where i can start to feel the effects, where i feel kind of light headed. I drink to ENJOY the drink.... not to regret it the following morning.