Love: Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed...

By cestquoicebordel?? - 14/08/2012 22:50 - France

Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML

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By minnie - 23/10/2019 04:00 - Australia

Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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All weddings are themed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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By IDon't - 13/10/2013 10:49 - Australia - Berkeley Vale

Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML

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Bad omen

By weddingblues - 30/05/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 05:03 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

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Meddling

By sotter42 - 20/07/2020 17:01

Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML

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bienlunee 6

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:13

You never saw this coming?

osf777 2

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:13

If you don't marry her, I will.

Comments

mrsvakarian 4

Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:56

Thane eh? I'm a Garrus girl myself, the important thing is...it's Mass Effect.

pinkdino911 9

Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:58

Your fiancée sounds awesome!

ILoveThaneKrios 1

Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:59

I approve this wedding.

Zeus1070 17

Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:01

Bring out the levo and dextro amino acid alcohol! Don't want Tali or Garrus..well. Also, make sure you ask Kolyat Krios about "Dancing Crazy." Oh, and be weary of Krogan clad in red armor. With a skull on the shoulder.

frontmanmike 14

Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:03

Mass Effect 3?

Meesersuperman1 4

Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:04

That sounds awesome.

MURPHYCHACHO 5

Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:16

Geez, I'm a female Mass Effect fan who loves Thane, but this is really going too far. Now a wedding based of Garrus on the other hand...

ILoveThaneKrios 1

Wednesday 15 August 2012 9:09

#97 The OP clearly stated Thane related things. Don't bring Garrus in if he's not even mentioned.

crystalnight 19

Friday 17 August 2012 0:24

Garrus is related to everything.

massacreman3000 1

Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:18

Arashu, Godess of Motherhood and Protection, I ask for love. Arashu, whose warmth washes over lovers- Arashu, Help this one understand, and set him on the path to infinite wisdom. Arashu, This ones heart has fallen, He is beset by misunderstanding of another. Guide this one to where the lovers never quarrel, The beauty remains, and the heart is forever theirs. Guide this one, Arashu, and they can remain companions to each other, as I am to you.