By lucas90 - 04/02/2015 21:42 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
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lucas90 2

Hey, I'm the OP! In all fairness, she and her friends were wasted, and I was the designated driver. She didn't remember any of this the next day, and actually found it quite funny. She's not dumb. Sorry to dissapoint you. And to the people that pointed out my typo - yes I'm MARRYING a her. English isn't my first language and I was exhausted when I wrote this. :)

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Welp, she's gonna die. Although frankly, I have to say, you're the one who made her your fiancee. You're "dating a dumbass" and marrying one and that's your fault. Good luck.

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cheeeksss 29

Diets are notorious for not working. Especially long term. If she wants to lose weight, motivate her to do outdoor activities daily. Even something as simple as walking around in a park. It helps if you two do it together. Although, the photosynthesis part made me laugh. Best of luck OP.

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datblondedoe 12

Well she's your fiancée so your not dating her.... your gonna marry her

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bab3ruthl3ss 16

I don't think "idiot" even fits. There's a lot of other words to describe that level of being a stupid ****.

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bab3ruthl3ss 16

Might want to reconsider the whole "marriage" thing if you can't convince her how ignorant & dangerous that is.

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kurodansei 16

that awkward moment when your fiancee thinks she's Namekian.... smh

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Oh_bother44 11

Please remind her that animal cells (which include human cells) differ from plant cells in that they lack chloroplasts... No chloroplasts-no photosynthesis

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Radayam 19

Bonus points if her name is something like Rose or Daisy.

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SmittyJA24 26

This is only more proof: some guys will **** anything or anyone.

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icepick23 12

At least she is hot

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@65, She certainly will be hot after all that time in the artificial sun! Bow-Chika-Wow-Wow.

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ThuNDeY 23

So based off your profile name... Will she drown from smelling a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool?

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