Love: Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she... - FML

By lucas90 - 04/02/2015 21:42 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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lucas90 2

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:55

Hey, I'm the OP! In all fairness, she and her friends were wasted, and I was the designated driver. She didn't remember any of this the next day, and actually found it quite funny. She's not dumb. Sorry to dissapoint you. And to the people that pointed out my typo - yes I'm MARRYING a her. English isn't my first language and I was exhausted when I wrote this. :)

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Thursday 5 February 2015 10:56

Welp, she's gonna die. Although frankly, I have to say, you're the one who made her your fiancee. You're "dating a dumbass" and marrying one and that's your fault. Good luck.

cheeeksss 29

Thursday 5 February 2015 10:49

Diets are notorious for not working. Especially long term. If she wants to lose weight, motivate her to do outdoor activities daily. Even something as simple as walking around in a park. It helps if you two do it together. Although, the photosynthesis part made me laugh. Best of luck OP.

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Witchylady 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 12:59

Don't let her breed because her stupidity will push humanity back into the dark ages with her offspring

Tarlachia 33

Thursday 5 February 2015 13:19

You sure it's not the "Light Ages"? ;)

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 5 February 2015 14:36

Hence the joke, 47.

tbro47 23

Thursday 5 February 2015 13:04

Well technically she will lose weight. . . Right up until the time of death

vikky538 28

Thursday 5 February 2015 13:20

what is she...? a plant..tell her not to forget about nutritious soil that plants use...

raytheop1020 10

Thursday 5 February 2015 13:20

more like a lovely flower lol jk she's some kind of special

Urpoppy 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 14:05

Run as fast as you can Seymour!

knoelani 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 15:05

"Dating a dumbass"...what's that say about you...surely it isn't the first time she's done something so mindless...

youdontcontrolme 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 15:25

The name "yes she is blonde"

southerngalslove 15

Thursday 5 February 2015 15:25

Get out while you can!

apk892 7

Thursday 5 February 2015 15:31

Theres no way shes this stupid and you only just now noticed, so YDI.

Masift 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 15:38

Well if she was a plant then that wouldn't be so bad XD

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