By lucas90 - 04/02/2015 21:42 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
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lucas90 2

Hey, I'm the OP! In all fairness, she and her friends were wasted, and I was the designated driver. She didn't remember any of this the next day, and actually found it quite funny. She's not dumb. Sorry to dissapoint you. And to the people that pointed out my typo - yes I'm MARRYING a her. English isn't my first language and I was exhausted when I wrote this. :)

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Welp, she's gonna die. Although frankly, I have to say, you're the one who made her your fiancee. You're "dating a dumbass" and marrying one and that's your fault. Good luck.

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cheeeksss 29

Diets are notorious for not working. Especially long term. If she wants to lose weight, motivate her to do outdoor activities daily. Even something as simple as walking around in a park. It helps if you two do it together. Although, the photosynthesis part made me laugh. Best of luck OP.

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spicyclubsauce 13

Instead of being an asshole & posting about it on here, maybe you should try to help her. I just love how guys think marrying stick figure women is going to get them somewhere in life lol good luck dumb ass

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clickme 17

Sounds like the perfect girl to me!

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pandalover69 26

Never marry someone because they're pretty. End it now before you regret it later. How did you not know she was this stupid when you proposed?!

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BeachGirl27 23

Please marry someone else so the gene pool won't get polluted! We can only hope she was joking (dear God I hope so!)?

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Jaevwyn 17

Has she turned green, spent a lot of time in some soil and have big hands that point up towards the sun? She does? Ok she's a plant

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

No, you're ENGAGED to a dumbass. Shouldn't you have known the limits of her intelligence before proposing? And please, for the sake of all humanity, don't procreate with her, because stupid breeds stupid. Use a condom.

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