By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

No, **** you. Those jokes are neither clever nor funny. Eat a bowl of dicks.

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DocBastard 38

The big question here is why is your anus so ******* weak? Maybe you should have gone with the small Anal Intruder 3000 rather than the Every1luvsboners Grande size.

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IHateBoyA 0

Lol! It could've happend to anyone(:

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sailorzoe 14

Fail. I've never shat myself. I overcame that at two.

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s3xymoma 1

omg are u forreal how?

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s3xymoma 1

that's y god made toilets op srry it happen tho.

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tr0llz0r 0

I suppose it's easy to accidentally bridge the gap between the porcelain gods and THE god.

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KatrinaKitten 16

No, actually John Crapper did. Serious.

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sweetcoolgirl123 0

lmao same thing happen with my little brother but with the cars honking

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LittlexSparrow 0

scared the crap outta ya..huh? lol

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lacyandtrey 0

duh? They stated that.

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ILOLatmockdaweek 0

a certain episode of the inbetweeners springs to mind

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sparkles0103 4

you need to start doing some ass kegels. fyl

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sweet_candy_ 17

I hope this doesn`t happen everytime you hear a loud sound.

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