By secret_source - 17/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
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ClosetTroll 10

Could have been worse if he had decided to get creative with his iPhone.

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immaMonsta 8

Now you've got a funny story to possibly tell your kids if all goes well!

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chelsea_is_a 3

I spent a first date in the hospital once too when the kid tried to jump a fence at work and ended up needing 10 stitches ..it should've been a warning sign

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br0ccoli 14

His brother must have mentioned how he was going to hit a home run with you. Too bad little bro wasn't up on the lingo...

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luckyd880 12

I'm gonna assume they only made it to first base ;)

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Ruffclue 9

I guess u got drafted by the wrong team.

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Crazberry 5

I hope the little shit wasn't too far behind you... But I do have to wonder why you guys met with his family around. I thought that wasn't something you did until later.

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Enslaved 36

It's peanut butter jelly time Peanut butter with a..... baseball bat

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I've always wondered what peanut butter & jelly had to do with a baseball bat. Maybe the bat is filled with it. DELICIOUS.

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aceofspace320 5

Gives a whole new meaning to 'second base' :)

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meggieeee51 9

It makes for a great story later on though! My aunt had the same thing happen to her on her first date with her now husband... Hang in there :)

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rubberduckie94 13

Sign that kid up for the major leages. That is some power and good hand eye coordination to hit you square on the nose hard enough to cause such damage that you landed in the hospital. Of course I am assuming he was too young to know better. If he was over the age of four when you recover go spank him on the rear end with the bat.

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